Expiration

I: This almond milk has reached its expiration date.

L: You know what else has reached its expiration date?

I: ... what?

L: This relationship.

Querulous

[Irina & Javier chat about "Being Human" TV show in Cabana's bar in Georgetown over a pitcher of Sangria, LuQ returns from the restroom]

LuQ: Are you two bonding over your supernatural nerdiness?

Irina: Me? You are the one who is into videogames and Japanimation? How nerdy is that?

LuQ: ... It's called "Anime".

UHire Mercenary School of Cool

little war fighters

slinging internal poison

lung cells malfunction

Valentine's Day (is like White History Month)

coupled-up people
flaunting privilege, bow now!

pariah singles

closeted

cannot bear to risk
my close relationships by
revealing myself

wedding = so gay

floral debacle

prissy kissy sentiment

grooming & flailing

lovesick malapropism

I am so happy
We just had our seven-week
Anniversary!!!